TALKING LOUDER DOESNT FIX THINGS
it makes me want to hang up on you.
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besides, cheetos look like turds covered in cheese. and they're way too crunchy. one time, they cut up the roof of my mouth. I was all like "excuse me, only Cap'n Crunch can cut up the roof of my mouth, C'MON!"
(via burwell)
i think. *for the first time in my life* i am going on a diet. (all previous “diets” have only lasted tops 24hrs) and the diet im about to start, probably isnt even considered a diet. because, if you know me at all, youd know i eat somewhat like a fat man. i also drink like a fat man. SO. ive decided. in hopes of preventing diabeetus and liver failure, to not eat like a fat man anymore. i plan to eat the way a girl should. i guess this will be called the “normal girl diet.” im just going to eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner. and a couple snacks. and im only going to drink four or five beers. (at a time). oh. and im going to drink lots of water. and i already exercise pretty regularly, so thatll stay the same. but i only ever do cardio. so maybe ill do some push ups and stuff. and important! i will only eat ONE dessert per DAY.
hm.
i think that sounds feasible. im not trying to be a skeletor girl. obviously. miraculously im somehow not fat, despite the fact that i eat like a fat man. im just gunna try and be healthy. which i think is probably harder than trying to be skinny. or maybe not. idk. first time dieter! wish me luck! goodbye fat man eating habits! ah.
just woke up. i guess putting my freshly cleaned sheets on the bed never happened. everything, including my foam mattress cover, is on the floor. also. i just got called into work. so. now i have less than 4 hours to do all the shit i was gunna lazily do all day. and they said i didnt have to close. but. lets be honest. its a saturday night. i wont get home til 12. and i work at 11am. EW EW EW. WHY DID I PICK UP THE PHONE. i guess i was 1/2 asleep when i picked up, but still. this blows.
touch me touch me touch me. i dont know where the line is drawn for inappropriate anymore. sometimes. a lota times. when im tired, after a few drinks, i just wanna be touched. and hugged. no strings attached. just snuggle me.
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super annoying: people who always have to have the last word. and people who dont know how to genuinely say sorry when theyve hurt someone. key: dont follow sorry with an excuse. just. say. sorry.
trying to get my hairs cut fo free. or >20$. i guess.
found some ads on c list for girls trying to get their licenses and offering free cuts. HM. after i get my work schedule for this week im calling in an appointment. i havent gotten a hair cut since last december. so. its really time to do something…
